Almost Vulcan?
by Amy Zidell
04.01.08
Today, questions arise surrounding Barack Obama's run for president - not about his electability, but rather about his, eligibility. Photographic evidence has surfaced, which suggests that Barack Obama is not a native of Hawaii, not a native of the United States of America, not even a native of the planet Earth. This evidence, displayed below, raises the possibility that Barack Obama is, in fact, a native son of the planet Vulcan. Obviously, if Barack Obama was born on Vulcan he would not meet the Constitutional requirement detailed in Article II, Section 1 of the United States Constitution:
No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution,
shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained
to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
While rumblings of this Vulcan connection have been barely hinted at in the bloggesphere, as far back as January this year, another critical question this issue raises remains unanswered - as to whether Obama's alien status is legal or illegal.
Unnamed campaign insiders suggest that if Barack Obama is indeed a Vulcan, that fact will be less detrimental to his candidacy than his lack of experience, candor, and his recent comments equating pregnancies to STDs and his reference to both as how women are, "punished."
NASA has not yet released any comment about Mr. Obama's possible Vulcaninity.
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